Well, that was easy. Not that I'm especially surprised, mind you -- I would've had to call island shenanigans if he'd picked the first one -- but it's nice to be proven right every once in a while.

"Yanno, I'm really not sure if that's a step up or just sideways from wrist-ejaculators," I tell him, brows arching as I try to figure out the best way to do this. My aim's not what it used to be, even with all the practice I've been putting in over the past few months. "Hold out your arms."