"You do have control of your own mind most of the time," I allow with a nod. Truth be told, if I had to swap powers with one of them, I'd probably go for Tony's just for that reason alone; the Hulk's got a lot of raw power, don't get me wrong, but that it's raw is half the problem. Sure, sometimes he keeps his wits about him, but smarty pants Hulk is just one of his many not-all-that-delicious flavors. I'd definitely be better off wearing one of Iron Man's suits, even one of the antiquated versions.

"Fine. Iron Man trumps Hulk in terms of desirability, but I'd take my own abilities over both of yours any day of the week."