Okay, so he's got me there. I would take his intellect in a second, but while flying around in a glorified tank has its merits -- you're a lot less likely to get hurt, for one, and given my track record, that's something I might consider looking into here -- it's hard not to want to stand up for my powers. You know what they say about distance making the heart grow fonder.
"Dude, you would not believe how useful it is to be able to stick to things. Not to mention the workout you get just from swinging around. I mean, have you seen me? I am ripped. With my strength, speed, and agility, I could've landed a spot on any professional sports team I wanted."
Peter Parker, also known as the vigilante, Spider-Man, is one of Marvel Comics' flagship characters. Created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko in 1962, Spider-Man first debuted in Amazing Fantasy #15.
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Date: 2011-02-27 12:16 am (UTC)"Dude, you would not believe how useful it is to be able to stick to things. Not to mention the workout you get just from swinging around. I mean, have you seen me? I am ripped. With my strength, speed, and agility, I could've landed a spot on any professional sports team I wanted."