Only once I'm sure Tony's not about to suffer the same fate, I turn to watch as the rock falls past me, following its trajectory to the ground below.

"You keep forgetting the part where I actually know guys smarter than you," I reply, mouth twisting in a frown. Maybe the fishing idea was a bust, but these web harnesses might prove themselves necessary just yet, jeez Louise. "Not here, granted, but it's worth pointing out. Anyway--" I start climbing again, making sure to make a more diagonal route to steer clear from any more of Tony's castoffs. "--MJ's not gonna take a bite out of me. I mean, first of all, I'm pretty sure she's not a cannibal, and second of all, we are so not ready for kids. We don't exactly have room for a web sac, yanno?"