"Let's just say I've never had any complaints, and leave it at that," I say, rolling my eyes. "What about you, do you have freaky... Iron Man sex? Do ya pop on the helmet to make sure they aren't faking it? Is the arc reactor officially an erogenous zone?" A beat. "But no, seriously, how does that work, having a big metal thing popping out of your chest? That seems like kind of a mood killer."