Jeez Louise -- I let out a strangled sort of yell as his tree trunk of a leg comes flying towards me, and I sink down to get out of the way, tucking my free foot in front of my shin to keep myself from cheating, then springing back up again the second I'm in the clear, jumping around on the spot to keep myself from keeling over, though I necessarily give up any pretense of holding form as a result, my arms wheeling at my sides. I look like I'm doing the hokey pokey.
"What happened to no legs?!" I ask, still trying to regain my footing. "You totally just broke some kind of pirate code!"
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Jeez Louise -- I let out a strangled sort of yell as his tree trunk of a leg comes flying towards me, and I sink down to get out of the way, tucking my free foot in front of my shin to keep myself from cheating, then springing back up again the second I'm in the clear, jumping around on the spot to keep myself from keeling over, though I necessarily give up any pretense of holding form as a result, my arms wheeling at my sides. I look like I'm doing the hokey pokey.
"What happened to no legs?!" I ask, still trying to regain my footing. "You totally just broke some kind of pirate code!"