"Aw, but my tush'd look great," I say, twisting my hips a little to get a look at my butt. The joke feels forced, but then, I'm a bit out of practice. I've barely socialized in weeks, though I did him (and everyone within a mile of me) the courtesy of showering within the past day.
Peter Parker, also known as the vigilante, Spider-Man, is one of Marvel Comics' flagship characters. Created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko in 1962, Spider-Man first debuted in Amazing Fantasy #15.
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Date: 2012-11-20 12:44 pm (UTC)"For the record, I draw the line at fanning you."