"Ah, c'mon, you're having fun," I say, because I sure as heck am. For a long time, being Spider-Man was about the only good thing in my life. Sure, half the city thought I was some kind of murderer, but at least I could square off a couple hours of each day where I wouldn't have to be worrying about how I was going to make rent.

I swing us back around, getting closer to the ground before I make a smooth and practiced landing just off the path. I set Tony down and brush a leaf off his shoulder.

"See? Safe and sound."