We can only run for so long until Spielberg's posse catches up with us, and seeing as I'm the only person of our motley crew to possess any sort of weapon, I decide it's time to step up and take advantage of the fact that I can still spin a web, any size.
"Hey, ugly!" I call out, trying to distract tall, dark and gruesome away from the girls. Women. Females. The dino closest to Siryn whips around and fixes me with I can only assume is a big ol' dino glare. And I gotta say, times like these? I'm almost happy that I can't really see right now.
"Yeah, you!" I carry on, waving my arms so I'll catch the attention of the others. In order for my plan to work, I need to get them closer together. One by one, they drop away from the hunt and start to circle yours truly. "That's right, come to Uncle Spidey -- GOTCHA!"
The dino to my right strikes, but I manage to dodge him at the last second with a backflip that's far from my usual standards. Still, it's not like this is the Olympics. I use the sudden gain of height to my advantage, firing off webs at both cylinders until all five dinos are half-mummified and hanging from a particularly large tree.
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"Hey, ugly!" I call out, trying to distract tall, dark and gruesome away from the girls. Women. Females. The dino closest to Siryn whips around and fixes me with I can only assume is a big ol' dino glare. And I gotta say, times like these? I'm almost happy that I can't really see right now.
"Yeah, you!" I carry on, waving my arms so I'll catch the attention of the others. In order for my plan to work, I need to get them closer together. One by one, they drop away from the hunt and start to circle yours truly. "That's right, come to Uncle Spidey -- GOTCHA!"
The dino to my right strikes, but I manage to dodge him at the last second with a backflip that's far from my usual standards. Still, it's not like this is the Olympics. I use the sudden gain of height to my advantage, firing off webs at both cylinders until all five dinos are half-mummified and hanging from a particularly large tree.
"That'll teach 'em to play with their food."