"Hey, hey, hey, there's no need to be accusatory!" I protest, raising both hands in the air in a show of innocence. "I didn't do anything, I swear!"

I'm hoping the truth will really sell the sincerity. After all, as far as I'm concerned, I just survived the latest in Savage Land shenanigans. The last thing on my mind is, 'Gee, I sure hope I run into some X-Men cast-off.'

"And besides, if anyone should be asking the questions, it's me! What are you doing here?"