I'm reaching for my own remote -- it's a safer bet than my bow as far as these circumstances are concerned -- when I notice that we're dealing with a who instead of a what. There, standing not so far away, is one of the strangest team-ups I've ever seen.

Spider-Man holding some woman in a wedding dress. Phoenix. That Gambit guy from the X-Men. The screaming chick from X-Factor -- Siryn? And, just to top everything off, there's Nico and a guy who could pass for Wolverine if he wasn't busy cowering underneath Captain America's shield.

"Oh my God." I turn to look at Tony and Yorick, eyes wide. "That's... I know them! Well, I know of them, at least. Jesus...that's, like, half of home right there!"

And a T-Rex. Half of home and a T-Rex. Figures.