"Why would I be 'yankin' yer chain'?" I ask, air quotes and all, as I try to get some sort of spider-sensery vibe from our surroundings. Still nothing. Either the Savage Land has suddenly become as safe as houses or --

Blurred vision. No spider-sense. I couldn't even stick to the stupid tree!

"You scream, right?" I say, trying to remain calm and not just jump to conclusions. "Have you...screamed since you got here?"