I snort hard enough that I'm amazed I don't let go of the rock in the process. A part of me's understandably mortified by the question, but given the sorts of things that regularly come out of Tony's mouth in all of their inappropriate glory, I can't say I'm especially surprised. I mean, jeez, it's been a whole five minutes since he said something awful. That's got to be some sort of record.
"Define freaky spider sex," I say dryly. "'Cause I'm not into ritualized dancing, if that's what you're asking."
Peter Parker, also known as the vigilante, Spider-Man, is one of Marvel Comics' flagship characters. Created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko in 1962, Spider-Man first debuted in Amazing Fantasy #15.
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Date: 2011-02-27 07:46 am (UTC)"Define freaky spider sex," I say dryly. "'Cause I'm not into ritualized dancing, if that's what you're asking."